A preemptive thank you for reaching out regarding my availability as a BFF. I am preemptively honored to be considered for this position. I have open availability for interviews, however, do make an appointment with my staff ([email protected]) to allow me time to prepare for our meeting. I’ll need to make sure that I haven’t spoiled my appetite. I anticipate your manners will dictate that you’ll bring a hostess gift. A biscuit can be obtained from my staff, as the house biscuits are divine. Upon our emBARKation to our forever home, we must request the recipe.